As I look around my town of Des Moines, I have to wonder if parents are so busy making sure that their kids are taught to be politically correct that they are neglecting a few other things that parents are supposed to teach their children:
1. "Zip up your jacket--it's cold outside."
2. "No flipflops! It's winter!"
3. "Where's your hat--Don't you know your body heat rises right out the top of your head?"
4. "You are 13--No you may not go out unchaperoned."
5. "The first dent that goes on that car, you start work to pay the insurance premiums."
6. "No, I will not pay you to take out the trash, unless you want to start paying $5 for each meal that you consume on these premises."
7. "There are only seven days in a week--so you cannot participate in eight sports and clubs."
8. "Whining in the toy department will not result in new goodies."
9. "A candy bar and a Coke do not constitute "breakfast".
10. "Because I'm your MOM, that's why."